Okay, to start off the funnies I'll relate a Bunny Funny that happened when I started out in magic. Right after I magically produced the bunny at the end of the show, the bunny decided that he needed to relieve himself. So he let it fly as I was holding him up and a stream of yellow liquid came showering all over me. =(
Let me tell you, the kids were screaming and laughing. They say Tragedy is when something happens to you. Comedy is when the same thing happens to someone else. Well to me getting squirted was a tragedy but to the kids it sure was funny!